African Funny Village Story
🚶 A widow "Mr Akonauche" who stays in one of the
remute area in one of the villages in south east Nigeria
keeps company of men who often do help her in
her farming and other hardened works she would
not do herself.
On a faithful day, she arranged for one of her men
friends (Mr Ochiudo) for a farming errand which
came to happen; on return, Mr Ochiudo met Mrs
Akonauche with one Mr Orinkeoma enjoying...
(pls AaaAaaA.....don't ask me the sorth of
enjoyment). Mr Ochiudo called Mrs Akonauche by
their usual special name "Nnrioma" on closing to
her door post but Mrs Akonauche did not respond
resulting in Mr Ochiudo thinking his lover must
have been sleeping and then badged into the
house only to see Mr Orinkeoma POTOring (just a
language) and in turn asked Mr Ochiudo what he
has come in there looking for in a surprise!
But Ochiudo could not believe it all n strived to talk
wth Mrs Akonauche ( the widow in involved) but she instantly
replied to him..."did i ask u come immediately after work? ".
While Still cuddling with Mr Orinkeoma, Mr Ochiudo losses
his temper and took to fight with Mr Orinkeoma,as fight
the progresses, Ochiudo noticehe stands to gain nothing fighting
wth Mr Orinkeoma, he turn over to throw heavy weight
punch at Mrs Akonauche and down Mr Akonauche
goes....Mr Ochiudo took to race out of the arena.
Still on the flow, Mrs Akonauche shouted at Mr Orinkeoma....
"saying»»»»»You were here and could not stop him from
damaging one of my eye". At same time calling on neighbours
for help but no one came helping,next in event was hospital.
Finally, Mrs Akonauche is blind after all...... ... #God#help#Us!
remute area in one of the villages in south east Nigeria
keeps company of men who often do help her in
her farming and other hardened works she would
not do herself.
On a faithful day, she arranged for one of her men
friends (Mr Ochiudo) for a farming errand which
came to happen; on return, Mr Ochiudo met Mrs
Akonauche with one Mr Orinkeoma enjoying...
(pls AaaAaaA.....don't ask me the sorth of
enjoyment). Mr Ochiudo called Mrs Akonauche by
their usual special name "Nnrioma" on closing to
her door post but Mrs Akonauche did not respond
resulting in Mr Ochiudo thinking his lover must
have been sleeping and then badged into the
house only to see Mr Orinkeoma POTOring (just a
language) and in turn asked Mr Ochiudo what he
has come in there looking for in a surprise!
But Ochiudo could not believe it all n strived to talk
wth Mrs Akonauche ( the widow in involved) but she instantly
replied to him..."did i ask u come immediately after work? ".
While Still cuddling with Mr Orinkeoma, Mr Ochiudo losses
his temper and took to fight with Mr Orinkeoma,as fight
the progresses, Ochiudo noticehe stands to gain nothing fighting
wth Mr Orinkeoma, he turn over to throw heavy weight
punch at Mrs Akonauche and down Mr Akonauche
goes....Mr Ochiudo took to race out of the arena.
Still on the flow, Mrs Akonauche shouted at Mr Orinkeoma....
"saying»»»»»You were here and could not stop him from
damaging one of my eye". At same time calling on neighbours
for help but no one came helping,next in event was hospital.
Finally, Mrs Akonauche is blind after all...... ... #God#help#Us!
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